OMG! THIS IS SO FUNNY....

A man got on a bus and saw a pretty young reverend sister. He sat down
next to her, and pleaded with her, "You are so attractive and I must
sleep with you." "No," she replied, "I'm married to God." She stood up
and got off at the next bus stop. The man was devastated. The bus
conductor, who overheard, turned to the man and said, "I can tell you
how you can get to make love to her!" "Really?" said the man. "Yes!"
said the bus conductor. "She goes to the cemetery every tuesday night
at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with
a hood, put some of that glowing powder stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be an Angel." The man promised to give
it a try and arrived at the cemetery dressed as suggested the next
tuesday night. "I am an Angel," he declared to the reverend sister,
keeping the hood low about his face, "God has directed me to make love
to you." The reverend sister agreed without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity. The man agreed and promptly had his wicked way with her.
This was the best sex he had ever had. After finishing, he jumped up
and threw back his hood with a flourish, "Hahahaha!" he laughed
happily, "Surprise, surprise, I am the man from the bus!" "Hahahaha!"
replied the reverend sister, "Surprise, surprise, I am the bus
conductor!".