A Master Piece:Being Wicked On Weekends Episode 3

The next saturday Ofego was jogging as usual. He knew he had
disappointed Lovingtime the last saturday. All through the week
hethought of a way to see her but work couldn't allow him not even
work sef Lovingtime is not that outside on weekdays.
He thought of calling but remembered he hasn't collected her number.
As he was jogging, he intentionally jogged pass front of their
compound, and was lucky to see her exercising outside. Hello Angel,
come here! He said approaching her, wanting a hug. Don't come near me!
She warned. You disgust me!
Ofego came. How? He asked.
Don't you know the stunt you played out last saturday. You told me to
come and wait for you at First Date Restaurant, 3pm, you said, I came,
waited, and was even caught by my uncle, If not that I lied my way out
I would have been a working corpse by now and you want me to just hug
you as if nothing happened? I tried calling, to apologise. Ofego said.
What did you tried calling, when you don't even have my number? She
asked. I realised that, and stopped calling. Actually, something came
up, I had to go watch a football match, It was a London derby, Chelsea
versus Arsenal, a cracker. Ofego explained. So, a football match is
more important than our first date, I see! It's not that it is more
important than our first date, it's just that I had to watch it. Ofego
explained. Okay, is that how you live your life? She asked. Live my
life as how? Ofego asked. Watching football on weekends! She said. No
o. Ofego said. I do jogging too. Give me a kiss! She said tapping her
left hand at her left cheek. In this open area? Ofego asked. Yes. She
said. That's the only way I can forgive you. Okay. Ofego said. He
looked around, there was no one in sight, only the old woman
practicing kung fu in front of her compound. Ofego closed his eyes and
gave her a kiss. The woman laughed and screamed, My son you are too
much, come and give me my own too.
Don't mind her! Lovingtime said. I'm not minding her. Ofego assured.
Why did you close your eyes? She asked. So that I can feel my first
kiss. Is this actually your first kiss? She asked wanting to feel on
top of the world if it is. No, it is my first kiss to you. Ofego said.
So, you've kissed countless of women before? She asked feeling
jealous. No, you are the second, the first was a little baby, my kid
brother when he was born. Ofego said.
Wow! She exclaimed. So can you take me out today, since you
disappointed me last saturday. Where do you want to go? Ofego asked. A
fast food joint. She said. Possibly, Mr Biggs or Tanterlizers. No,
I'll take you to a Mama Put Joint, possibly Mama Nkechi or Mama Iyabo.
Fast food joints are too cost and don't fill tummy but Mama Put joints
are cheap, and fills tummy. Ofego said.
But they are dirty, unkept, and smelling. She said. Eh? Don't say that
again o. Ofego said. That's where I take my lunch, dinner and
breakfast. So you don't cook? She asked. No, I don't. He said. I don't
know how to. I am hoping if I get married to you, you will be of help.
Who is talking about marriage now, you are taking me to a fast food
joint today whether you like it or not.
Is it by force? Ofego asked. If you want me to continue loving you, it
is by force. She said.
You are one hell of a controlling partner. Ofego said. Okay, I'll take
you, but not Mr Biggs or Tanterlizers but a new fast food joint in
town.
Wow! She kissed him and ran inside to break the news to her sister
Maryjane, and came back. So when are we going, it must be today, what
time? She asked. Uhm, 1pm, cause there is a match by 4. Let me have
your number so that I'll call you on where to meet me and pick you up.
Ofego said. Where to meet me? Meet me here, pick me here, take me from
here. Haven't you already made here, your regular joint to meet me.
So, meet me here. Okay, I'll meet you here, and we'll go from here.
Ofego said.
You are not even ashamed, you don't even have your supposed lover's
phone number, give me your phone jor. She said and snatched the phone
from Ofego and typed her phone number and saved it. I already have
yours! She informed. How? And you've not been calling? Ofego asked.
Girls don't call, it's guys that call. She said. This girl is
something else. Ofego thought. And who told you that? He asked. My
elder sister, Maryjane. The one that I saw that day? He asked. Yes!
She said. Hmm! He quipped. Let me run along.
Okay! She said, and he left.

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