Man admits to ejaculating into coworker’s coffee to get her attention

Man admits to ejaculating into coworker’s coffee to get her attention

According to charges filed on Thursday, John R. Lind allegedly masturbated over his co-worker’s coffee at least twice and at her desk multiple times when she wasn’t there, in an attempt to get the woman to notice him, CBS Minnesotareported.
The 34-year-old also said he wiped the evidence with her hair scrunchy, according to reports.
The incidents allegedly started in February of this year.
The woman told police she had noticed repeatedly that her coffee tasted weird, and thought the milk had gone sour.
She also explained that she once discovered Lind at her desk with his hand on his crotch, and told authorities that he tried to have conversations with her with his fly unzipped on several occasions.
On one of those occasions, after he left the room, the woman found bodily fluids on her desk, dripping onto the floor and soaked up in her scrunchy, the complaint read.
Hardware store employee Lind told officials that he was sorry and knew what he did was wrong, but he only wanted to get the woman’s attention, Lind told police on August 28 at the New Brighton Public Safety Center.
When police arrived, they collected the woman’s mug, coffee and scrunchy as evidence.
Charges were filed in Ramsey County, according to CBS Minnesota. Lind faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct.
If he is convicted of both counts, Lind could face more than a year in prison and/or a $4,500 fine.