Laugh Away Your Sorrows

A Lady had been married to
a Man for a while, yet
she is so hot that every
time her husband goes
away on a business trip,
she invites not one, not two, but three men to
come over and play hide and seek.
One day when her
husband was leaving for a
business trip, she had three men lined up to
come over right away.
However, this time the husband forgot his passport at
home so he had to rush
back as fast as he could. When the woman heard the
door open, she told all the
men to hide somewhere.
The first man hid under
the bed, the second in the
closet and the third one Ofego, out on the balcony.
The husband walked into the room
and saw his wife standing
Unclad and asked, "Darling?
Why are you Unclad?"
She immediately claimed that she was changing
into her Night gown for a quick
nap. But then the man heard
something under the bed.
He found the first guy
under the bed and exclaimed, "Who the hell
are you? And what are
you doing here?".
The guy pulled a fast one
and said, "I'm a carpenter,
and your wife sent for me to come and fix the bed,
it's fine now."
The man sighed and said,
"Okay, how much do I
owe you?"
He gives the man 2,000 Naira, as he requested, and told
him to get the hell out of
his sight.
He then opened up the
closet to get his passport
from the drawer and saw yet another guy.
"Who the hell are you " he
shouted.
"Your wife sent me to
come and fix the closet
because it had some loose hinges on the inside," he
proclaimed.
The husband just sighs it off again
and said, "Okay, here's 2,000 Naira, now get the hell out of
my sight!" While all this was going on,
Ofego outside on the
balcony was looking
through the window and
all he saw was the woman's
husband giving these guys money.
So wanting his own share as
well, he barges through
the balcony door blurting,
"I was sleeping with her
too o! I was sleeping with her too!".