Comedy at its best....REAd And Laugh Away Your Sorrow

My uncle and his wife had a son who was still living with them. They
were a little worried, as the son had no career plans, so they decided
to do a small test. They took a 1,000 Naira note, a bible and a bottle
of whiskey, and put them on the sitting room table. Then they hid,
pretending they were not at home. The test was this; If the son took
the money, he would become a businessman, if he took the bible, he
would become a pastor, but if he took the bottle of whiskey, he would
become a drunkard. So his parents hid in the visitors toilet close to
the sitting room and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole,
they saw their son arrive and read the note they had left him. Then,
he took the 1,000 Naira note, looked at it, and put it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative
quantity to check the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all
the three items. His dad slapped his forehead and said, "Oh my God, it
is even worse than I could ever have imagined. Our son is going to
become a politician!".