2/21/2015

A Master Piece: BEING WICKED ON WEEKENDS~EPISODE 1

They are two friends, not best friends, they went to school together,
did NYSC together, now they are looking for job together, and has
gotten a job together. What theydon't do? They don't go to toilet
together. They don't share the same woman together. Their names are,
Ofego and Shobowale.
It all began when they were living together after their NYSC and job employment.
Wait, I just said it all began when they were living together after
their NYSC and job employment. Did it actually began then? No, it has
been in his blood, being wicked to his girlfriends on weekends.
That saturday morning they were jogging round the estate were they
lived together. Shobowale's eyes caught something, the thing was
putting on a tight sport trunk, and exercising at the other lane. It
was a girl, a beautiful one, very beautiful, the one the white man
calls a damsel. Wow! Wow! Wow! Ofego look at what I'm seeing, my dream
girl. Where is she? Ofego asked looking at the old woman practicing
kung fu by the roadside.
You must be joking! You mean that old woman that is old enough to be
your great grandmother is your dream girl? Ofego asked. No, look at
her there! The one exercising at the other side. Shobowale pointed
out.
Wow! She looks like my mum, when she was young. Ofego said. Do you
know her? He asked. No! Shobowale replied. But I want to know her.
Ofego, you know my condition, can you help me out. Do you like her?
Ofego asked. Yes! Shobowale replied. Okay, I will help you get her.
When you are ready for marriage. Ofego said. Help me get her now!
Shobowale ordered. Okay, I'm coming. Ofego said and jogged up to her
at the other side.
Hello Angel! Hi! She replied coldly, and continued exercising. Do you
know what? Ofego asked. What is what? She asked with her sweet
melodious voice looking up at Ofego. What, is that, I want to tell you
something. What is it? She asked. My friend over there likes you.
Ofego said. I don't like him. She said. It is you that I like.
Minutes later Ofego was back to Shobowale. What did she say? Shobowale asked.

WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 2

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