A Master Piece: Being Wicked On Weekends Episode 5

She started talking, Ofego you are stupid, you are a village man, you
are an uncivilized cow, is this is ice cream? This is yoghurt! You
don't even know the difference between ayoghurt and an ice cream and
you call yourself a man. Are they not all the same, if you don't want
to lick, give it back to me. Just because I bought an appertizer for
you before the main event which is the fast food ice cream, you are
insulting me, I don't blame you, it's the love that I have for you I
blame.
Ofego started walking. She went after him. Uhm, Ofego, I'm sorry, you
did not tell me this is an appertizer, I would have gladly licked it
without complaining. I'm sorry, so where are we going now? To the fast
food joint! Ofego replied. Okay! She said and gave him a kiss in the
full glare of the public and cleaned the spot with her right hand, he
was shy. So what are you buying for me at the fast food joint? She
asked. Anything you asked for! He said.
They got to the fast food joint. This is it! Ofego said. The new fast
food joint in town. Lovingtime stared in wonder at the surrounding,
even the sign board, Mama Iyabo Fast Food Joint. Dealers of all kinds
of fast food ranging from, fast rice, fast beans, fast banga soup,
fast eba, fast plantain, fast yam and fast stew and so on. Are you
sure this is the place? Lovingtime asked. Yes, this is it! Ofego said.
Come, let's go inside!
And they went in and sat down. What would you like to take? A dirty
maid approached them. What's this? Lovingtime asked. It's the
waitress! Ofego said and told her to order anything. She asked, Do you
have fried rice and chicken? The maid replied, Yes, we have fast fried
rice and fast chicken. How about ice cream? She asked. Yes, we have
fast ice cream. The maid said. Lovingtime said, Okay, bring them for
me, that's what I want to take. How about you? The maid asked Ofego.
Nothing! He replied. Just get what she ordered, for her. The maid went
to get them.
Why don't you want to take anything? Lovingtime asked Ofego. He
replied, Today is a special day for you that's why. I dedicate today
to you. The money I brought is specially for you to eat alone, I have
already filled my tummy before coming. Okay! Lovingtime said. This is
it ma! The maid came with the items Lovingtime ordered and placed them
on the table. What is this? Lovingtime screamed. Your fast fried rice,
fast chicken and fast ice cream ma. The maid said. Ofego what is this?
Lovingtime asked. Eat your food! Ofego said. Looking at the plates,
placed on them, were an uncooked rice that was mixed with groundnut
oil, a living chicken, and a cream that was placed on ice. Oh my God,
what is this? Lovingtime screamed. Ma, this is what you ordered for!
And this is a fast food joint, every food here is prepared fast!
Enjoy, your meal! The maid explained. You are mad! Lovingtime
screamed. Thank you maid for the explanation. Ofego said. Please
Lovingtime, eat your food, I am not here to waste money o, I am here
to feed you. Ofego you are stupid! She screamed. Is this what you call
a fast food joint? Then you must be mad!

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